Girth Control : Shirt & Vinyl Bundle


Includes one copy of “Life’s Too Short For Girth Control” and one exclusive “Laughin’ and Rockin’ Out” t-shirt.

Vinyl available in Golden Dorito and Very Classy Green variants | T-Shirts available in Golden Tie-Dye and Black

All orders come with a very limited GLOW IN THE DARK STICKER PACK and PIZZA SCENTED AIR FRESHENER while supplies last!!

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“Life’s Too Short for Girth Control” is the upstate New York trio’s magnum opus, a 25-song punk rock epic where the hooks keep coming, the jokes never quit, and the sincerity sneaks up on you. Girth Control brings it all to the table in true anything-goes double album style, topping its signature ska/punk party pizza with steel drums, strings, saxophones, and even the occasional acoustic guitar. Holding it all together like a perfectly crispy crust is the band’s neverending mission to keep things catchy and honest while having as much fun as humanly possible. It’s the sound of three punk rock lifers fueled by the infectious joy of making dumb music with good friends, still stoked after all these years. Life’s too short for anything less.

Recorded and Mixed by Girth Control

Mastered by Carl Saff

Girth Control is:

Bob: bass & lead vox

Jay: guitar & lead vox

Mark: drums & lead vox

Additional information

Weight 6 oz

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL


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